6 Reasons Why Cats Are Just Assholes

1. They only let you pet them on their terms.

2. They only want to play when you are asleep.

3. They always steal the attention.

4. THEY are the reason why you can't have nice things.

5. They can get into places you can't.

6. They are plotting to take over someday. Starting with you.

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presidents: then and now

President Obama Inauguration, 2009 Photo: http://skepticlawyer.com.au/ July 16th, 2014 Photo: http://www.jewishjournal.com/ President George W. Bush Inauguration, 2001 Photo: http://www.wupr.org/ Last Day in Office, 2009 Photo: http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/ President Clinton Inauguration, 1993 Photo: http://cdn.americanprogress.org/ Last Day in Office, 2001 Photo: http://s2.hubimg.com/

Homemade Dog Treats

Attention all dog owners! Do you sometimes feel guilty for not making your dog's food? Do you feel like there is not enough time in your day to give your dog the wholesome nutrients that he could get from homemade dog treats? Well, fear not! For I have come up with the easiest recipe for dog ice cream. Read: it's only 2 ingredients. It takes 5 minutes, minus freezing time. This is a tried and true recipe that my dogs have tested and enjoy. Please keep in mind not to try this if your dog has any allergies to these 2 ingredients. What you will need: Plain yogurt Peanut butter-crunchy or not-whatever your dog likes a bowl a spoon ice cube tray freezer that's it How to: Mix the yogurt and the peanut butter together with the spoon in the bowl. I usually eyeball the ingredients. My dogs don't care. Your dogs probably won't either. Scoop the mixture into an ice cube tray. I used a standard one for a while until I bought a special smaller size one with rubber...

life hacks: cleaning edition

So, I recently undertook the project of painting my front door. I moved in a little over a year ago, and every time I came home, I would just groan, UGH. I need to do something about that. The door was a dark green with so many scratches on it I couldn't bear to look for more than a few seconds. Fast forward to the present, and VOILA! A shiny new (looking) door. The only problem was that there was sticky residue from the tape that I had used to help with my lines. I couldn't get it off no matter how much windex I used. Then I found a neat-o trick that has thus inspired me to write on an ever-popular topic. Life Hacks. Here are a few that I have found useful and save me more time to hang out with my family, watch TV, whatever I want. Clean sticky residue from tape off glass with canola oil. I have only tried this with canola oil, but I have read up that it works with a lot of other oils, olive, essential, even cooking spray. I simply pour a bit on a paper towel and use...

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