6 Reasons Why Cats Are Just Assholes

1. They only let you pet them on their terms.

2. They only want to play when you are asleep.

3. They always steal the attention.

4. THEY are the reason why you can't have nice things.

5. They can get into places you can't.

6. They are plotting to take over someday. Starting with you.

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