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Adam Sandler sang about it during the Hannukah song. Jewish kids just get the shaft when it comes to the holidays. But have no fear Jewish children everywhere. A relatively new tradition has met it's match.
Moshe stayed up all night watching to make sure the oil didn't run out, like the true mensch that he was.

The Elf on the Shelf is a special scout elf sent from the North Pole to steal your soul  help Santa Claus manage his naughty and nice lists. He creates mischief throughout your house for 25 days, yet totally narcs you out when Santa asks. 
Now Hanukkah Harry has hired Moshe the Mensch to help out as a Mensch on a Bench.



 You can find Mensch on a Bench here but he is so popular, he is sold out for the 2013 year. You can add more funnakah to your Hannukah and pre-order Moshe for next year though! Happy Thanksgivakkuh!
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